Maxim.com asked MMA star and one-time American Gladiator “Crush” Gina Carano about her gut-crushing firsts. Then they ducked.
My first MMA fight was with this girl who shouldn’t have been in the cage with me. I ground and pounded her in 39 seconds. It was a good feeling, sure, but you train your butt off for so long, then it only lasts 39 seconds? Kind of like your other first time.
First Use of Oversize Toiletries:
On American Gladiators, I got to pummel a lot of people off a pyramid with a giant Q-tip. It was so much fun to wrestle people with no risk of getting knocked out or choked out.
It was in the seventh grade by the horse corrals. It didn’t smell good, but it was a good kiss.
First Time Playing Bodyguard:
I was at one of those stupid parties where people don’t know each other, and all of a sudden a fight broke out. I jumped in because my boyfriend was getting his face kicked in. I think it’s cool for a guy to know a girl has his back.
First Blood Drawn:
The first time I ever sparred, I bloodied three girls’ noses. They were mad. I didn’t get it, though—I thought that was the point! After that I wasn’t allowed to spar with girls, so I started sparring with guys. That’s all I train with now.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,493744,00.html
What do you expect? The comedian is dead.